I wish, I wish I were a fish,
Then I would be a tasty dish.
With tartare sauce, and mushy peas,
With soggy chips and gravy please.
Yummy scrummy in your tummy,
I wouldn't cost a lot of money!
Bread and butter, tomato sauce,
So hungry you could eat a horse.
Salt and vinegar, pepper too,
Eat me now, I'm good for you.